Oh honey, you know I’m no good for you,
I won’t play to your tastes like those other girls do,
My tongue is too sharp to soften you up –
it just whips, til you’re stiff enough to suck.
Cause I’m no rich little tart, I’m bitter and sour,
My behaviour has flavours that soon overpower,
Cause I’m fierce and spicy
So boy; don’t dice with me,
Just try it and you’ll find you that you can’t take my heat.
I’m a real jaw-breaker and tougher than I seem,
And a strawberries’n’cream iniquitous dream
I’m a nice-as-pie nightmare
So better beware
Cause I don’t take kindly to finding I have to share.
So better butter my behind and spread my legs wide
Cause I’ve a sweet little jammy kind of treat for you inside,
So sugar, lick your lips quick, and then lick mine
As you dip your tongue deep in this candy of mine.
(Inspired by #MadVerse prompt ‘Lust’)